David Letterman had his final show Wednesday night, after 33 years behind the Late Show desk. One of the more popular segments he did was his Top Ten list, so to retire it in fashion, he brought out some of the best and favorite guests. Check out the list above, and for those of you who prefer reading your lists, here's the transcript (roughly translated) below. We'll miss you, Dave.
10. Alec Baldwin -- Thank you for having a show that is easily geographic to where I live.
9. Barbara Walters - Did you know you wear the same cologne as Gadaffi?
8. Steve Martin -- Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.
7. Jerry Seinfeld -- I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. Actually I'll be fine.
6. Jim Carrey -- Honestly, Dave, I always found you to be a bit of an overactor. (Carrey then overacts by messing up his own hair.)
5. Chris Rock -- I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy.
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus -- Thank you for letting me be a part of another hugely disappointing series finale. (Seinfeld looks shocked and upset.)
3. Peyton Manning -- Dave, you are to comedy what I am to comedy.
2. Tina Fey -- Thanks for finally proving that men can be funny.
1. Bill Murray - Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you.
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