Hire A Socially Awkward Man To End Your Party

As someone who gets sleepy earlier than most, I absolutely love leaving parties early. Don't get me wrong--on occasion I enjoy an all-night romp, but for the most part I'm ready to tap out by midnight, or 1am at the latest.

I could use a man like the one in the above video. A creation of Sasquatch Sketch Comedy, he'll end parties by being awkward. I'm great at being awkward myself, so now maybe I can actually make money off of such a skill. Awkwardness.

Barack Obama Makes An Appearance On "Between Two Ferns"

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"Between Two Ferns" is probably the best consistent series on Funny or Die. Zach Galifianakis is just so perfectly awkward in interacting with his guests, whether it's dishing out poorly-timed insults or not comprehending basic words. Check out the latest episode, where none other than President Barack Obama gets in some solid barbs. Yes, it's a plug for the Affordable Healthcare Act, but hey, young folks like me should know about things, and this is a wonderful way to spread the word.