A Hot Cup of Joey is currently based in Austin, Texas. This is a blog mainly for writing things I would otherwise never really get to publish since I love writing. Hopefully, you enjoy reading. Or I guess watching, in some cases.

I'm available for hire–here are some articles I've done in the past for Paste, Texas Highways, LearnVest, Celebrity Net Worth and Stack. I've also got a Contently page with additional clips. In addition, I'll review your product, whether it's a book, game, video, French lesson tutorial, concert, etc. etc., so feel free to drop me a line!

Anyway, if this is your first time to the site, welcome! If you've been here before, welcome back! The Pokemon list is pretty great, isn't it?

But don't just believe me, check out these fantastic reviews!

"You'll laugh at the poor grammar, you'll cringe at the stupidity, and you'll leave feeling much better knowing there's someone on the totem pole lower than you." -Mike Rowave, Internet Hotshot

"Why aren't I featured on this more?" -Ex-girlfriend

"You really think I'm the WORST Pokemon out of all of them???!?!?!" -Farfetch'd, Level 100

"Stop ranting so much and do the dishes for once." -Jason, Former Roommate

"The only good thing about this site is the occasional pictures of dogs. They're sooo cuuuuute." -Dog Lovers