Friday, May 30

50 Cent Tried to Throw Out The First Pitch At A Mets' Game. He Failed

This is just absolutely incredible. One of my goals in life is to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game. The last time I took the mound, it was during little league when our two normal pitchers (who were brothers) were on a family trip to Disneyland. Myself and young Danny Cha took the mound and both got shellacked in a 32-27 loss. And no, I'm not making that score up.

Regardless of our poor ERA and WHIP, neither Cha nor I threw a pitch quite as bad as rapper 50 Cent did. Fiddy's famous for tunes like "In Da Club" and "Candy Shop." You'll notice neither of those locales are pitcher's mounds, or even baseball fields. It all makes sense now.

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