Free Slurpees!

While we normally condone hot cups of things over here, sometimes during the summer you need to cool off. And what better way to do that than with a free Slurpee, courtesy of 7-Eleven? Because, as the big Seven-One-One turns 83 today, they’re offering 7.11 ounces of their sugary beverage that has made them famous, and has been parodied or referenced in pop culture for many years, most notably in the Simpsons, where it appears as the “Squishee.” While the 7.11 ounces is smaller than the smallest normally available size, it’s free, so you can’t argue with that. It’s also small enough that you might not get diabetes simply from drinking it, so go forth and consume!