Oh boy...I'm sick today, and due to popular request, it's been...well, requested that I put up a Joey's Bad Joke of the Day (patent pending). So, you'll get one for each of the previous posts, one for this post, and a bonus one (that one will be one with a realistic ending). Then, each future post will have one, unless I forget to put it. But that's unlikely since it's sure to be the highlight of the post. It's a great way to avoid having to write about anything of real substance, but hey, the news doesn't stop even if you have a fever! Just don't touch my computer after I'm done with it. And with that, we're off!
A snare drum and a crash cymbal fall out of a tree.
Baduuuum tssshhhh!
What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A fence.
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
To a meatball.
What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?
A buffaloaf.
A duck walks into a bar...Animal control is promptly called. The duck is then taken to a nearby park and released.
Hey, I never said these were good...
Ugh, sick days are the worst, right? Ever try watching something to take your mind off it? I once binged a whole season of a silly cartoon when I had the flu, and it definitely helped. Anyway... still gotta get my daily dose of basket random .
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